Mar
3
Coach Sutto is a brainwasher. This past week I am convinced that the coach has inflicted such pain and hardship on us, that our brains have just stopped working, period. The coach has washed our brains of all regular, mundane thinking which allows us to make progress in normal daily life. I have noticed a number of my roommates brain dead moments as a result of the hellish training this week…
• The Wongstar has started doing Kung-Fu with the pots and pans in the morning, I have yet to understand this, but it is usually the sound that signals it’s time to get up for swim training…
• It took us nearly a day to realise we had been robbed, we all seemed to be convinced that we had simply misplaced our gadgets – quite coincidental that 2 x camera, 2 x Ipod, money were all misplaced at the same time??? Duh.
• Angela rummaged through a very icky garbage bag (she is ordinarily terrified of anything that may be lurking….)in search of her Voltaren tablets, when they were 3cm from her face on the counter…
• Wongstar dances to Zorba the Greek when she cooks – she has already successfully smashed a bowl (one of only two) and a glass.
• All three of us sat down and stared at a TV with a blue screen. We continued to sit and stare…
• You sit on the loo for ten minutes and wonder what you supposed to do there?
• Wongstar claims that bruised bananas are actually good for you – ancient Chinese medicine???
• Butcher’s knives are better suited to mutilating fingers than they are for cutting mangos…
So as you can see, a significant number of brain power is lost…
Mango killer and near finger tip amputee…
It just slipped….another broken egg!
Wongstar’s reminder notes are taped to just about everything!